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Bambo: Do you know why the sky is so high?
Dumbo: Oh Bambo! When will you stop asking stupid silly questions, my friend? The sky is high so that the skyscrapers don't touch it.
Dumbo: Oh Bambo! When will you stop asking stupid silly questions, my friend? The sky is high so that the skyscrapers don't touch it.
Bambo: Do you know who has a better eyesight - a man or a bird?
Dumbo: Surely, a bird!
Bambo: How do you know?
Dumbo: Stupid! Have you ever seen a bird wearing glasses?
Dumbo: Surely, a bird!
Bambo: How do you know?
Dumbo: Stupid! Have you ever seen a bird wearing glasses?
Bambo: What will you do if a dog without teeth bites you?
Dumbo: I will simply take an injection without a needle.
Dumbo: I will simply take an injection without a needle.
While visiting Dumbo's house, Bambo noticed that Dumbo has replaced his usual TV with a smaller model...
Bambo: Why have you changed the the larger TV with a smaller one? Was it not working anymore?
Dumbo: Stupid! Didn't I tell you last week that I've decided to watch less TV?
Bambo: Why have you changed the the larger TV with a smaller one? Was it not working anymore?
Dumbo: Stupid! Didn't I tell you last week that I've decided to watch less TV?
Having acquired a recipe for fried fish, Dumbo went to the river to catch some good fishes. But, just when he had caught one, an eagle swooped on him and flew away with the fish. Dumbo looked up in the sky for a moment and started laughing at the eagle...
Dumbo: Stupid bird - how will you cook the fish? The recipe is with me!
Dumbo: Stupid bird - how will you cook the fish? The recipe is with me!
Bambo: Dumbo, why are you looking into the mirror with that troubled expression?
Dumbo: Stupid, I'm just trying to remember where I've seen that face before!
Dumbo: Stupid, I'm just trying to remember where I've seen that face before!
Bambo: How's your new guitar?
Dumbo: Oh, I threw it away!
Bambo: What made you throw it away?
Dumbo: Oh! It had this huge stupid hole in the middle.
Dumbo: Oh, I threw it away!
Bambo: What made you throw it away?
Dumbo: Oh! It had this huge stupid hole in the middle.
Once Dumbo went for a stroll, where, suddenly he got attacked by a thief. But Dumbo put up a brave and mad fight. However, after a long fight, the thief overpowered him and found only $2 in his pocket. The thief got very upset...
Thief: Why did you fight for such a paltry sum?
Dumbo: I thought you were after the $2000 in my shoes!
Thief: Why did you fight for such a paltry sum?
Dumbo: I thought you were after the $2000 in my shoes!
At a hotel reception in Spain...
Receptionist: Are you a foreigner, sir?
Englishman: Certainly not! I'm British!
Receptionist: Are you a foreigner, sir?
Englishman: Certainly not! I'm British!
One fine morning Dumbo and Bambo hired a boat and went on fishing in a lake. At the end of the day, they collected 25 fishes.
Dumbo: There’s a lot of fishes in this spot of the lake! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow.
So, Bambo draws a big cross at the bottom of the boat...
Dumbo: What are you doing, stupid?
Bambo: Marking the spot!
Dumbo: You stupid! What if we don't get this same boat tomorrow?
Dumbo: There’s a lot of fishes in this spot of the lake! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow.
So, Bambo draws a big cross at the bottom of the boat...
Dumbo: What are you doing, stupid?
Bambo: Marking the spot!
Dumbo: You stupid! What if we don't get this same boat tomorrow?
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