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Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After 10 years your job still sucks!
Answer: After 10 years your job still sucks!
Teacher: Students, what do you know about the people of 18th century?
Students: They are all dead now!
Students: They are all dead now!
At a drugstore...
Customer: I would like some vitamins for my son.
Druggist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Customer: Any will do! My son doesn't know the alphabets yet.
Customer: I would like some vitamins for my son.
Druggist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Customer: Any will do! My son doesn't know the alphabets yet.
Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted? Are you properly taking 4 meals a day as I had advised?
Woman patient: Oh my god! I heard 4 males per day!
Woman patient: Oh my god! I heard 4 males per day!
An elephant and an ant were once riding a motorcycle. There was a fatal accident and the elephant was dead. But the ant escaped unhurt.
Question: How come the ant escaped unhurt?
Answer: Because the ant was wearing a helmet!
Question: How come the ant escaped unhurt?
Answer: Because the ant was wearing a helmet!
Mr Bush: I have changed my mind!
Mrs Bush: Oh good! Does it work better than the old one?
Jokes and humor category: Mind jokes and humor
Mrs Bush: Oh good! Does it work better than the old one?
Jokes and humor category: Mind jokes and humor
Dentist: I will charge $500 for extracting your son's tooth.
Father of the kid: But doctor, I knew that you charge $50 per patient!
Dentist: I normally do! But your son screamed so loudly after I extracted his tooth, that he scared away nine other patients.
Father of the kid: But doctor, I knew that you charge $50 per patient!
Dentist: I normally do! But your son screamed so loudly after I extracted his tooth, that he scared away nine other patients.
Stranger: Do you think I'll be able to catch the 3 o'clock train if I take the shortcut through your field?
Farmer: Oh, certainly! And you might even reach the station by 2 o'clock if the bull sees you.
Farmer: Oh, certainly! And you might even reach the station by 2 o'clock if the bull sees you.
What he means...
When a husband says: Take a break honey, you are working too hard!
He actually means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner!
When a husband says: Take a break honey, you are working too hard!
He actually means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner!
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